Sunday, May 28, 2017

Here's what you're NOT going to do...

Woo wee! These are some troubling times, hunh?

Seems like a wide swath of the melanin-deficient population is straight wildin' out. They are acting like their boy Clot 45* and his band of morons and misfits have given license to crawl out from under their sheets and act a whole fool.
They think it's OK to say racist crap and attack people of color with reckless abandon. What they don't seem to realize is that this is not 1957. Times have changed in the real world. And while the Alabama legislature still believes that the South will rise again, most of the rest of the country has moved on.

So to help those of the slower intellect understand how things are going to work, I've created a handy guide for them to survive in this new age. They are the ones who need to get on board because we are moving forward so buckle up buttercup. I present to you racist-redneck-wanna-be-supremacist survival guide -

Here's What You're NOT Going To Do!:

  • Verbally attack any person of color who is just minding their business and living their life. 
  • Physically attack any person of color who is just minding their business and living their life.
  • Disrespect any person of color who is just minding their business and living their life.
  • Infringe on the rights of any person of color who is just minding their business and living their life.
  • Attempt to intimidate any person of color who is just minding their business and living their life.
By now you should see the pattern. If not, you are clearly a lot dumber than is humanly acceptable.

Here's the deal. You leave us alone we'll leave you alone. Most of us don't really want to be bothered with your issues and so-called "better" way of life anyway. Truth be told, you all would be pretty lost if it wasn't for the people of color, and more specifically those of the African diaspora, who built this country. Yes, I said it. WE BUILT IT BY FORCE after YOU STOLE IT BY FORCE! No, I don't take that back and mean every word I said. We are not letting you forget it from here on out. 
And another thing you're NOT going to do - erase the legacy and legitimate Presidency of Barak Obama. He's Black, he was the President, and folks loved him. Did he get it right 100% of the time? No. But he didn't completely F-up the country in less that 6 months. We went from highly respected to the world's laughing stock in less than a year. What the entire 7th sub-basement of hell?!?!? 
That reminds me of another thing you are NOT going to do - make the citizens of these yet to be united states refugees. You think we don't see what you are up to. Trying to cut us off from our allies and the rest of the free world. Not on our watch. You're knuckle-dragging supporters keep telling us "go back to..." wherever. How about this, you go first. We'll turn off the lights, lock up, and set the alarm after you're gone (and change the locks).

Moral of the story, here's what you are NOT going to do.
You are NOT going make us live in fear no matter how hard you try. 

*not a misspelling, I mean CLOT 45. He is a blood clot. 

Where Have You Been?!?!?